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Monday, November 19, 2018

Enter the Headhunters Chapter 7

CHAPTER 7
With his cell phone held up close to his ear, the Headman paced nervously behind the door of his private room. 
“What do you mean Gristle? Do we have a problem or not?”
Even though his actions told a different story, his tone remained deathly serious.
 “Sir, I swear I took care of it.  Your shipments are safe in the warehouse, and the S.S.Chameleon has already put out back to sea.  Besides, why are you so worried about these Dreadnoks anyways? From what I’ve been told, they’re nothing more than a bunch of grape soda drinking, chocolate donut-munching, Australian dingos. Not to mention the fact that they’re on the other side of the world for Christ’s sake!” 
“You listen to me Danimal.”
The volume of his voice dropped drastically. 
“I’m in charge of this operation, and if I say they are a threat to us, you had better believe that they are.  Don’t you ever doubt me!”
 His voice began to grow in intensity.  
“They are an international biker gang with ties to more terrorist organizations than you could ever fathom.  If you pissed them off, you may very well have just painted a target on our backs, not only with Zartan and the Dreadnoks but Cobra as well! Do you understand me?!  Your actions today may have put my entire organization in jeopardy!” 
By this point, the cartel leader was furious.  He angrily pressed end on his cell phone, but was annoyed and disappointed that it didn’t have quite the same effect that slamming an old-school phone receiver once had.
As his anxiety level exponentially increased, his mind began to swirl with the possibilities of what now needed to be done. The Dreadnok pirate would not risk breaking communication silence on the high seas, but once he got back to Australia, he would be quick to inform his employer of the alleged disrespect.  In the next few weeks, he would have to move all his product to the new location if he hoped to avoid future retaliation.
It had only been a couple weeks since the sanctions had been lifted on Bacro Industries, and although he had wanted to wait a bit longer before calling upon the good doctor, the careless actions of his second in command had thrown a monkey wrench into the cogs of his original expansion plan. It was imperative for him to be smart and proactive about weathering the possible s#!t storm heading his way.  He would need to set up a meeting with his new partner over the next few days in order to solidify a plan of action.
The Headman had successfully carved out a rather extensive worldwide empire devoid of both the Dreadnoks and Cobra, but he wasn’t yet established enough to start a turf war with either faction, but hopefully that would soon change.  Over the last decade, he had amassed a small fortune supplying his product to other suppliers, and in the process, managing to stay off the DEA’s radar of potentially growing threats. Most people had hardly heard of the Headhunters and even fewer individuals knew him personally.
Oh, Dr. D’Alleva I may be collecting my debt far sooner than you could ever have imagined.  He rifled through his desk drawer and produced a new, still in the package, burner phone.  He strolled over to his closet in order to obtain his purple pinstriped suit jacket.  From the inside pocket, he retrieved a Bacro Industries business card with the doctor’s name emblazoned upon it.  After activating the new phone, he dialed the numbers for Doctor D’Alleva’s direct line.  The phone trilled, once, twice and an unrecognized professional voice greeted him.
“Bacro Industries, Dr. D’Alleva’s office. Vivian Halloway speaking. How can I assist you today?”
“Good afternoon Ms. Halloway.  I trust that business is once again booming?”  The voice was smooth and condescending in tone, and its delivery alone sent a shiver ran down her spine. 
“Business is prospering, thank you for inquiring.  Can I ask who’s calling please?”  The line went silent for a brief moment. 
“I’m a close friend and benefactor of your CEO, Dr. D’Alleva.  Could you tell me if he is he available at the moment?” The caller’s response continued to further creep her out, as the realization of just who was on the other end of the line became clear. 
“He...He’s in an important meeting right now with the company shareholders.  Can I take a message?” Her voice trembling slightly.
“No thank you, Vivian.  Just be a peach, and let him know that I will be in touch--very soon.” 
His choice of words further unnerved her, but Vivian managed to interject once more. “Umm sir, I didn’t get your name or number.”
  “I didn’t give it.”
As the phone line disconnected, she placed the receiver back into the phone cradle, then wiped a fresh line of sweat from her brow.  She didn’t like or trust the well-dressed man in the purple suit and fedora that Vincent had described to her. Although she couldn’t be one hundred percent sure, she was quite confident that he was the owner of the voice on the other end of the line. She had hoped over the past month that he wouldn’t be calling anytime soon, but that clearly was no longer the case.  A half hour later, the door to Doctor D’Alleva’s office opened abruptly surprising the secretary. Six well-dressed men and women in good spirits egressed.  As the last person left the office for the elevator, the intercom on her desk buzzed.  She pressed the answer button and was relieved to hear the familiar voice of her employer.
“Vivian, could you please come in here for a minute? I need to dictate an important letter.” 
Her hands were trembling and she tried to calm her nerves. The combination of the last three events had left her startled and unnerved.  She took a steadying breath before answering.
 “Yes Doctor, I’ll be right in. Would you care for a cup of coffee?”
“That would be splendid Vivian! Fix me up something with an international flare. I’m feeling adventurous.”
  She rustled through her disorganized purse to find her makeup mirror in order to check her face. She then stood up, straightened her skirt and walked over to the single serve coffee machine.  After inserting a pod of French roast, she snapped closed the top of the Keurig and waited patiently as the stream of hot water forced its way through the tiny container and into the large coffee mug.  Once the mug was full, she added three scoops of sugar and a splash of milk.  She placed the ceramic cup onto a small tray which she carried back to her desk in order to retrieve her stenographer’s pad and favorite green pen.  The whole preparation took a mere three minutes but gave her some much needed time to compose herself before delivering, what she perceived to be bad news, to her boss who seemed to be a somewhat chipper mood. Vivian walked through the door with a tray in hand, while feigning her best happy face.
“Good morning Doctor D’Alleva. How was the shareholder...?” 
Her boss of close to thirty years, cut her off before she could finish her question. 
“Vivian, how many times have I asked you to simply call me Vincent?  Save the formalities for well. . . formalities.” 
His secretary shifted uncomfortably from one foot to the other, but still managed to place his coffee on the desk in front of him before taking her usual seat across from him. 
“The shareholders meeting went very well, and I am happy to say that the third quarter earnings report shows Bacro Industries posting a profit. Our stock is up, and customer orders have been steadily increasing.  Did you ever think we would see this day again?” 
She continued to smile knowing full well that his excitement was genuine a well placed. 
“That’s great news!  I always knew that we would get back into the black someday, but I have some---” She paused for a moment and bit down on her bottom lip not quite knowing how to deliver the news.  Vincent looked over to her recognizing a look of dread upon her face.
“What is it, Vivian? You know that you can say anything to me. I can handle it.” 
His most-trusted employee swallowed hard, then began speaking again only this time, she averted her eyes. 
“I received a phone call from your new---benefactor, and although he didn’t leave a formal message, he did say that he would be in touch with you very soon.”  Vincent seemed a bit surprised but was in no way shaken by the news. 
“It was to be expected. I figured he would be reaching out shortly.  His kind--” He paused only a moment. “Usually doesn’t wait too long to collect on their favors.”
          “I don’t like it one bit.  I don’t trust him.  He’s bad news!  Why would you even accept his help?!  You have morals, Vincent!  I don’t see any way that this ends well for us.” 
The CEO held up his hands in an attempt to fend off her verbal tirade.  Seeing his hands she refrained briefly, allowing him to respond.
“What would you have me do?  The company was failing and it was that, or---”  He paused briefly searching for the best words to convey his message but he was interrupted once again.
          “Or what Vincent?” Her voice holding equal amounts of anger, empathy, and curiosity.
 “I was ready to end it all the day he came to my door!  I was desperate and had he shown up just twenty minutes later, you and I would not be having this conversation today because I would be pushing up daisies on Memorial Lawn. I’m not proud of the deal I made, but my company was in dire straits. Now, we are back in the black. Our stock is on the up and up, and for that, I am truly grateful to him.  I’ll pay him what he wants and sever any and all ties as soon as I can.  If business continues to improve at this rate, I can afford to make him go away.”
Even though he spoke the words aloud, he didn’t really have faith in them all, but he needed Vivian to believe him.
 He already knew that the Headman wanted more than money. He had indicated as much during their initial encounter.  He would be requesting a favor, and God only knows what that was going to be. Vincent only hoped that it wouldn’t be too terrible, and once he cashed in on his favor, that the drug lord would then be out of his life for good.  His explanation did a little to quell Vivian’s fears, but she readied her notepad while nodding in agreement.
“Vincent, I get it.  You wanted to save your company and go back to making a difference in the world.  You have always been the one with a noble cause, and for that, I applaud you. I just don’t know if you found the best way to do it.”
Satisfied that she had spoken her piece, Vivian picked up her pen and awaited his dictation.  Deep down inside he knew his secretary was right, and that’s what irked him the most, but what was done is done, and now he would have to deal with the consequences of his actions.  After forcing himself to return to the task at hand, the CEO cleared his throat signifying that he was ready to begin.  Vivian sat at the ready to record his thoughts.
“Ladies and gentlemen of the Board of Trustees.  It is with great enthusiasm that I am writing to you today!  It seems that good fortune is once more shining upon Bacro Industries, and I wanted to be the first to share this triumph with you.”
His secretary easily encoded his words into shorthand, and after several more lines of clear and utter ass-kissing, the document was complete. 
“Vivian, if you could get that typed up and into the mail by this afternoon, that would be wonderful!  Oh, and please put through the phone call from my benefactor when next he calls. That will be all for now and as always, thank you for being you.” 
Miss Halloway blushed a little and nodded her understanding, then stood up in order to return to her private office.  He stopped her before she reached the door by placing his hand on her shoulder. She turned around once more to meet his gaze.
“Vivian, everything will work itself out.  You just have to trust me.” 
“Of course sir.” She then exited the room, pulling the door shut behind her. He hoped that she believed his claims, but Vivian was a smart woman and was most than likely simply appeasing him with her response.
          The doctor now had a little time to ponder his situation.  He could renege on his deal and turn the Headman into the proper authorities.  Maybe he could just convince him that his assistance was no longer needed, but Vincent was pretty sure that both courses of action would result in him getting fitted for some concrete shoes at the bottom of the Thames or Oxoboxo River.  The CEO considered offering him a bribe in the hopes that he might actually take it, or he could just conveniently take an undisclosed extended vacation now that the business was up and running again.  In reality, he knew, neither of those two scenarios would pan out either.
Vincent would have to pay the piper, and there was little that he could do about it.  He flipped through his ledgers while performing some calculations on future production costs and marketing strategies. The morning went by without incident.  The dread of the impending phone call continued to weigh upon him. It wasn’t very long into the afternoon before the call button on his desk phone flashed.  He pressed the button to place it on speaker.  The familiar voice of his secretary greeted him.
 “Doctor, you have an important phone call from your . . . good friend.  Shall I patch it through?” 
He briefly considered having her take a message, but that would only delay the inevitable.  After taking a solitary deep breath, he replied.
“Patch it through Vivian.”  The phone clicked between the two lines.  “Good afternoon, Doctor D’Alleva here.  How can I be of assistance?”
The line remained eerily quiet for a few moments, then the caller spoke. Vincent quickly recognized the smooth-talking voice of his benefactor, the headman in charge, on the other end.
 “Well, hello Vincent.  It’s so nice to hear your voice again.  It’s been far too long. So tell me, how has business been the past month or so?” 
“Business has been booming as of late. Thank you for that.”
 “Good, good.  You’re quite welcome, and I am extremely pleased to hear it, but shall we get down to the real reason for my call?” Without waiting for a response, the Headman continued.  “We need to meet soon.  How’s midnight tonight work for you?’ The tone and delivery of his words made it more of a directive than a question. 
          “Umm.. sure, midnight is doable.” Vincent did his best to remain calm and not to stutter.
 “Great! I look forward to seeing you again. We have so much to discuss.  See you then.”  The line went dead immediately after.  Vincent leaned back in his chair and breathed a long, agitated sigh. 
What have I gotten myself into? He unlocked the lower left-hand drawer of his personal desk and removed a black, steel, lock box. After entering the five-digit security code, the dual locks popped open.  From inside, he removed an exquisite Glock 19 handgun.  He had only ever used it at the shooting range, but it still felt quite comfortable in his grip.  He checked the clip and the chamber to ensure that it was still loaded.  He hoped he would not have to use it, but he also wanted to keep himself safe. He turned it over in his hands and admired its sleek lines and polished surface, then he turned the safety off and laid it gently back in the case.  He pushed the desk drawer shut, but conveniently left it unlocked. 
He couldn’t sit and ponder the current situation for too long, as there were still matters that required his attention.  The new employees needed to be checked in upon, and he wanted to run an efficiency check on the new production line machinery. Afterward, if time permitted, he could head up to the greenhouse and run some tests on his newest plant food formula.  The rejuvenation of the corporation had done wonders to rekindle his creative energies, and he had begun the synthesis of several new chemical compounds, that could possibly be used to reduce toxic waste and preserve the environment.  His rebranded plant food was once again generating sales nationwide, but the philanthropist in him still wanted to do more. 
Could he still run a legitimate company under the thumb of a known drug lord? What would happen to his corporation and his reputation if all this came to light?  Not allowing himself to dwell upon the severity of his situation, he decided that he needed to remain positive and productive.  With at least seven hours before his scheduled meeting, Vincent was determined to make the most of his free time.  He retrieved his security swipe card from the upper desk drawer and headed out of his office.  He waved to Vivian before exiting into the hallway.
          As he entered the elevator on his way to the research floor, he shifted his thoughts from the “headman in charge” to his recently hired organic chemist from Bavaria.  Having only worked in the corporation for the past two weeks, he had already presented himself as someone with many innovative ideas, and a long and promising career ahead of him.  His current project proposal revolved around the development of organo-mechano organ implants designed to repair or replace worn-out body parts.  The bulk of his designs involved a lot of tech but was not something Bacro Industries couldn’t somehow incorporate and capitalize upon.
The chief CEO knew if he wanted his corporation to get back to the top and stay there, that he would have to remain on the cutting edge of technology, and that meant that he would have to find new ways for his business to evolve.  After exiting the elevator, he walked down the hallway and later swiped his security clearance card in order to enter the main lab wing.  As he entered, he watched as his new hire was soldering wires onto a circuit board connecting them to a rather complex robotic hand which was covered in a new semi-synthetic organic skin.  The skin had originally shown promise in previous static tests, but apparently lacked the tensile strength needed to withstand the friction of dynamic parts.  As a result, recent reports had indicated that after only a dozen or so movements, it would tear and require replacement. 
“How are things going with the new organo-skin Randolph? Any new ideas on how to prevent the tearing?” 
The young scientist managed to pull himself away from his work briefly, and flipped up his soldering goggles to acknowledge his new boss. 
“Oh hello Doctor D’Alleva, please call me Hotwire.  I wasn’t expecting you today, but I’ve actually managed to increase the tensile strength of the synthetic skin fivefold since just yesterday. We’re still in the infancy stages here, but I am quite confident.  I’ve been working on creating an organic polymer that can withstand the heat created by the friction of the moving joints.  In addition, by adding in synthetic reticular fibers, I have maintained its original flexibility while adding to its strength. Don’t you worry pops, I will figure this out, I just need a little more time.”
Vincent leaned over the desk and poked at the synthetically produced organo-skin.  It was squishy to the touch much like gack, only warmer.  He furrowed his eyebrows in response to his new employees choice of vernacular.
          “Oh, no worries Hotwire. take your time. There is no rush.  I’d prefer the product to be safe and resilient.  It’s starting to feel very lifelike.  I am really quite intrigued by its chemical properties.  Have you looked into the work of Doctor Nashinira in Japan? He’s an old friend of mine and has been working on 3D printing bio-skeletons using a combination of collagen fibers and fiberglass. 
“Oh yeah.  I heard about that. I just haven’t had the time to share my research with him yet.  A modification of his procedures combined with my genius and materials could be a slam dunk.”
Vincent let his gaze shift from the robotic hand to Hotwire’s other workstations.  It appeared that he currently had at least three projects underway.
“Alright, well enough about this for now. Did you get a chance to mix up the formula for the plant food I formulated the other day?”
 “Yup, sure did. The weed killer is in the refrigerator.”
          “Um, it’s not supposed to be an herbicide, Hotwire, it’s a fertilizer.” 
“Yeah, yeah, I know.  Whatever, I’m just kidding Doc. Geez! Don’t have a coronary.” 
The veteran scientist managed a half smile.  He was finding it hard to deal with the new-fangled humor and vocabulary of some of his recent hires.  Whatever happened to respecting your elders? How things had changed since he first started out in the industry. Scientists were revered, now it wasn’t a cool profession anymore.   
“I know Hotwire, I’m just yanking your chain, yo.”  He tried to sound hip in his delivery.
 “Ah... yeah Gramps, don’t ever say that again. I know you’re trying, but your lingo’s a bit off.  We’ll work on it later. Until then, don’t use it.” The CEO tried to laugh it off but was actually a tad bit insulted.
 “Alright, Rand...I mean Hotwire, I’ll stop by and check in with you again on Friday.  If anything groundbreaking happens before then, you know where to find me.” 
Hotwire gave him two thumbs up before flipping his soldering goggles back over his eyes and returning to his previous work.
Vincent retrieved the experimental plant food from the lab’s fridge and placed it inside a handheld medical cooler. After excusing himself, he walked through the doorway to visit the other scientists stationed in the adjoining lab room. The doctor was happy that he had been able to bring back some of his previous employees who had been previously laid off. Among the returning employees were Doctor Richards and Doctor Martha Rossi. Both had agreed to take charge of the two recently created research teams. Each was comprised of a half a dozen new hires, and for the first time ever, several paid and unpaid interns from the local high school and community college.
Things were slowly returning to normalcy, and it was great to once again see the laboratories buzzing with activity and excitement. 
          He kept his conversation with the other employees light and jovial. Several of them he had known for at least a decade of his life, and he was happy that there were no hard feelings between any of them who had returned.  He was considered by most in the community to be a top-notch employer and when word went out that he was once again hiring, there was no shortage of applicants.
A friendly workplace is a happy and productive workplace. He smiled as he repeated the motto to himself while complimenting their research and inquiring about their families. The climate was beginning to once again resemble the one he had fostered and nourished before the financial problems.  He finished making his rounds in just under two hours and then walked down the hallway in order to reach the elevator that would take him up to the greenhouse on the roof.  The elevator creaked to a stop and after the doors opened, he exited the car.  His intent was to place the new plant food into the garden lab’s refrigerator before taking his dinner break.
The greenhouse, located on the top floor, was one of his favorite places within the entire industrial complex.  It was quiet and serene, and the plants made a noticeable difference in the overall freshness and quality of the air.  It had been a challenge at first, but he had managed to keep the greenhouse up and running, even when the company’s funds were at a minimum.  The plants growing inside the building were of extreme value to his ongoing research, and the environment inside had many times contributed to his overall mental well being.
 The botanical garden was organized into three distinct regions.  There was a vegetable garden with a nearby mushroom patch, a flower garden, and the research garden.  The enclosed area was a self-sustaining ecosystem housing butterflies, ladybugs and even a small honey bee hive.  The only aspect of the garden that required electricity was the fountain pump and the timed sprinklers, which watered the area twice a day for just under two minutes. The voltage required for each of these actions was produced by three large solar panels built into the structure’s roof.
The organic soil contained a slew of earthworms, and the compost created by the fallen plant leaves was used to cultivate mushrooms in one of the dark corners of the vegetable garden. His crowning achievement was the marble fish pond and fountain at the center of the glass structure.  The constant sound of its flowing water contributed to the tranquility of the space.  The pond had its own sustainable ecosystem providing a home for seven medium-sized koi, a couple bullhead catfish, and various mollusks and crustaceans. He paused briefly at the water’s edge just as the timer activated feeding system released a handful of fish pellets. The koi rushed to the area and quickly devoured their feast, and as soon as the food was gone, they went back to swimming lazily beneath the surface.
After a couple more relaxing moments, Vincent walked past the pond and in the direction of the research garden which was cordoned off from the other two gardens in order to prevent cross-pollination and possible contamination.  He swiped his entry key card and passed through the eco-locking door.  Inside, he removed the new experimental plant food from the medical cooler and placed it inside the research fridge.  His plan was to return after his dinner break and treat the tomato and zucchini plants in the research garden with the compound. If his initial calculations were correct, the plant food would increase the crop yield by 41% and require only 78% of the time. Visible results would be achieved by the end of next week.  An improvement of that degree could go a long way in reducing world hunger.
Vincent’s excitement led him to briefly consider skipping dinner and just getting down to work, but the rumblings in his belly and his scheduled late night rendezvous quickly jarred him back to reality.
 “I had better eat.  No telling how late I’ll be here tonight.  Nothing worse than dealing with an uncomfortable client on an empty stomach.”
He spoke the words aloud, even though there was no one nearby to hear them.  Before exiting the research garden, he hung his white lab coat on a wall hook and then walked back through the tranquil garden, back out onto the roof and through the glass doors that led back to the hallway and the parking garage elevator.  Pressing the button, he waited patiently for the car to arrive and the doors to open.  The bell chimed and the doors slid open. The car was vacant and he hoped that it would be stopping several levels down to pick up Vivian. If it did, she might possibly join him for dinner, but as he glanced down at the time on his watch, he realized the futility of that thought as her shift had ended nearly an hour ago.  By now, she was probably home and preparing dinner for her family.  The ride down was quick and devoid of any additional stops.  As he exited the elevator, he waved to the recently hired security guard.
“Are you leaving for the day doctor?”
He offered up a sincere reply before passing through the double glass doors and into the underground parking garage.
“No Pedro, just taking a much-needed dinner break.  I have a late night of paperwork ahead of me when I get back.  The board wants a full financial report on their desk in the morning.”
He lied about the report, but the security guard needn’t know his true obligations. 
“Alright well enjoy your dinner doctor.  I’ll still be here when you get back.”
The guard waved, but Vincent was already out the door.  His maroon 1998 Lexus ES300 was parked in spot one and as he pressed his electronic key fob, the marker lights flashed twice and the horn beeped once to unlock the doors.  It was an older car, but it had been reliable, and up until recently, all that he could afford.  It looked nothing like the car that a successful CEO would drive, so he had made a mental note to change that as soon as he got the chance. As he started the car, his CD player filled his ears with the sounds of one of his favorite songs.  Here I go again on my own... going down the only road I’ve ever known. He sang the lyrics loudly and completely out of tune but frankly didn’t care.
“So, where shall I go? I’m thinking either bacon double cheeseburger and fries, or maybe a turkey, ham, and cheese with a side of lightly salted chips?”
He commonly spoke his thoughts out loud, but usually didn’t answer himself, so apparently, he wasn’t certifiably crazy. 
“Well car, let’s see where you take me.  Going down the only road I’ve ever known! Like a drifter, I was born...”  It was a good thing that he kept his windows rolled up because his singing was terrible enough to make babies cry and to scare away small puppies.
The Lexus traveled down the main street and into the center of town. Vincent decided that his dinner choice would depend upon where he actually found a parking spot.  The first available spot was in front of Sonny’s Diner. 

“Burger it is!” He flipped up the directional switch in order to signal where he intended to park. After shifting the car into reverse, he parallel-parked with ease. After lowering his radio, the doctor turned off the motor and exited the vehicle.

Thursday, November 15, 2018

Enter the Headhunters Chapter 6

CHAPTER 6
It was Monday morning and General Hawk was up at 0500 hours for his routine morning run.  Ever since basic training, he relished the feeling that the morning activity provided for him.  It was also one of the only times, that he felt like he could clear his head and have some genuine alone time.  Others in his current military position would have given up the physical training years ago, but Hawk was no ordinary soldier.  He was the commanding officer of one of the most important military organizations in the world. G.I.Joe was comprised of the best of the best that every branch of the U.S. military had to offer. In this capacity, he was no exception.  If his recruits could do it, so could he.  Over the last few years, his pace had slowed and his stride decreased, but he could still complete the course in under regulation time. His knees felt the terrain a bit more than before, but he was rapidly coming upon his fiftieth year of life, and it was to be expected.  As he made his way to the top of the final hill before the base, he began to ponder the difficult task at hand.  He had been in charge of the G.I.Joe team for nearly five years and he of all people understood the importance of change and progress.  His team’s job was to ensure the safety of the American people and their allies worldwide. If Uncle Sam had come to the Joe team to create an anti-drug task force, then it was definitely something of extreme importance. The rulebook never specified that the threats to human life couldn’t come from a non-military source.  Opioid addiction was a huge problem and G.I.Joe would need to be on the frontlines in order to help wage the war against them.
 It wasn’t all that long ago that his sister had lost her son, his nephew, to painkiller addiction.  Robert had been in a severe motorcycle accident a few years back while he was deployed in Afghanistan.  The crash had shattered both of his legs and fractured his spine.  The military doctors had given him a grim prognosis, never expecting him to walk again, but he was a strong-willed individual and after many months of recovery and rehabilitation, he eventually did.  The army had granted him an honorable discharge and the Veteran’s Association had provided him with more than adequate post-surgery care. Unbeknownst to his family, Robbie had developed an addiction to his pain medication, oxycontin mostly, over the course of his recovery.  He had successfully hidden it from everyone, but when his doctors tried to wean him off of the prescription meds, he found himself supplementing his addiction by other means.  At first, he started by visiting various doctors under aliases and requesting pain meds, this progressed on to filling bogus scripts. Later, a close friend introduced to heroin because the pain meds were doing little to alleviate his pain.  By the time anyone caught on, he had already been introduced to fentanyl-laced heroin, and unfortunately, it was too late. 
Hawk fought to hold back his tears, as he sprinted the remaining distance to the base.  Robbie had overdosed on the night before his twenty-third birthday just outside of a popular downtown club.  When the police found his body in the dark alley behind the club, he still had a needle lodged in his arm and a small red baggie in his pocket that tested positive for fentanyl.  His family was devastated, and it would take more than a few sessions of counseling before his family would come to understand what had happened to him.  Robbie, like so many other prescription pain medication users, had built up a tolerance to both the prescription and the street narcotics, as he continued to self-medicate in an effort to squelch his pain.  Heroin only numbed his body, but he was still experiencing breakthrough pain. This was very common in patients who had experienced severe physical trauma.  Robbie’s multiple broken bones had healed over time, but he continued to suffer from extreme nerve pain.  Online research led to him self-medicating with illegal fentanyl patches and eventually a more potent form of the substance sold by dealers on the streets.  This dangerous cocktail of both substances was simply too much for his body to handle as the purity of street fentanyl is never consistent.  If inhaled in amounts as small as two milligrams, it can stop a healthy individual’s heart.
The funeral was enormous and people from all over showed up to pay their respects.  Robbie’s father and his Uncle Hawk were both military men, so there was no shortage of enlisted in attendance.  Having served in the army, Robbie was entitled to a full military funeral that concluded with a twenty-one gun salute. After his nephew’s funeral services, Hawk wrote a letter to his local congressman urging them to expand the DEA and also the addiction services offered to veterans by the VA, but it seemed little had come of his request.
The drug task force continued to ignore prescription drug abuse and instead continued to devote a lot of their time and resources to the harder street drugs like cocaine, heroin, and LSD. Within a few years on Robbie’s death, NIDA (the National Institute on Drug Abuse) reported that opioid addiction was taking more victims each year than violent homicides in various states around the nation. It was a blessing when DEA Officer, Bulletproof, showed up under the direct order of POTUS.  It appeared that someone in upper government had finally heard his concerns and several senators and governors in key states like New Jersey and New York were advocating to create a nationwide task force to address this new epidemic.  The general felt confident that if G.I.Joe was involved,  they would be helping to prevent the unnecessary deaths of other Robbies around the nation.  
He hit the showers upon his return to base, and then made his way to the mess hall.  His mind was still preoccupied with images of Robbie’s death and funeral services when Major Morris sat down across from him. 
“Good morning General Hawk. Mind if I join you?
Hawk nodded and offered him a seat.
Thank you, sir. I must say that I am really looking forward to the interviews. You truly have some fine soldiers under your leadership and I am thankful that so many of them are willing to be a part of the war on drugs.”
The general acknowledged the compliment and then responded with one of his own. 
“We try our best major. I would like to thank you as well. Your mission is one that I hold near and dear to my heart.  You may not be aware of this, but I lost my nephew, an army guy, to opioid addiction just two years ago.  For all my military influence and toughness, there was nothing I could do to prevent his death. Now, I have been given an opportunity to put some of my best men and women on the battle lines, in order to get this epidemic under control.  The work that you will be doing is invaluable to the health and wellness of countless citizens and for that, I salute your services” 
Thank you for that Sir. At the same time, please accept my deepest condolences for your loss. I too have lost people close to me and I can only hope that by expanding this task force, that we will be preventing many unnecessary future deaths, and getting a lot of the drug-pushing scum off the streets. It won’t be easy but rest assured General, I will do everything within my authority to make this mission a success!”
 “Yes, Major Morris, I know that you will, and with some of my finest men and women joining your team; I only hope that you will be able to do it quicker and more effectively.”  The sincerity in the general’s voice spoke volumes.  “Now, if you could excuse me, Major, there is one other thing I need to see to before the interviews start.” Hawk stood up, straightened his top coat and saluted. The major returned the gesture and then the general was off through one of the side exits. 
Bulletproof finished his breakfast of eggs and bacon and continued to peruse his files. He looked up at the clock on the wall, he had just forty-five minutes before the selection process would begin.  Always aware of time restraints, he got up and returned his tray to the slop box, then made his way outside to call his wife. 
The line trilled.  Once, twice, and on the third ring, the familiar sound of his best friend’s voice greeted him. 
“Hello Earl, how are things going?  Did you get a good night’s sleep?  I swear, I will never get used to you being away so many days and nights.  I sure am glad that we don’t have any small children, but Rufus sure misses you.  That dog is so devoted to you. He sits for hours just staring at the front door with his leash in his mouth waiting for you to come walking through.” 
He loved his wife dearly, but boy could she talk. Half of the time, he never even got to respond to her questions, but it was nice to hear her voice, and he sorely missed her and her home cooking. Lenore’s warm buttermilk biscuits and country-fried chicken could run circles around the processed eggs and government bacon that he just endured.  And his wife was a saint. She kept their house immaculate and the gardens in bloom. When he was home on leave, she would even freshly grind the coffee beans for his morning brew.  She one of the last of a dying breed, nothing really bothered her for more than a few minutes and she had a unique way of putting a positive spin on even the worst circumstances.
 “Everything here is going well, and I have interviews scheduled with some highly skilled candidates within the hour.  I miss you, baby, squeeze the puppy for me, and I promise I’ll be home soon.  I love you.”  He barely got out his last words, before she started telling another story.
 “Whiskers, you know, the Romero’s cat. I caught him digging up my award-winning begonias again.  Maybe that’s---”  There was a slight pause. “Oh…O.K. darling. I love you too.  Be safe and call me tonight if you get the chance.”
Without waiting for his response the phone line clicked.  The whole conversation had taken only four minutes, but it was four minutes that he deeply cherished.  He flipped his phone shut and then proceeded to make his way back into the building.  After a brief stop in the latrine, he walked down the hallway, up two flights of stairs and then into the waiting area for the war room.  He was early, but two well-groomed Joe team members in military dress uniforms were already signed in with the secretary and patiently awaiting their interviews. The first officer was perusing the latest issue of Blue Frontiers, while the second man was enjoying the comics in the daily newspaper with a large Rottweiler sitting near his feet.
 “Good morning gentlemen.” Both men immediately dropped what they were doing and stood up to salute. 
“Good morning Sir!”  The two answered in unison.
“At ease soldiers. I will be with each of you shortly.  Am I addressing Lieutenant Junior Stone and Sergeant Perlmutter?”  The two men nodded.  “Excellent, I can’t wait to speak with both of you.  Please take your seats and relax. I will have Lieutenant van der Ness call for you when we are ready for you inside.” 
He then reached for the doorknob and entered the private office. He crossed the room and thought to take a seat at an iconic-looking, ornately-carved, wooden desk, but decided instead to take a better look around the room.  The desk’s etchings included the crest of the United States which was depicted by a bald eagle with spread wings grasping thirteen arrows in one claw and an olive branch in the other.  Two large American flags stood at the opposite corners of the room behind the desk, and three large oil paintings adorned the walls. General Eisenhower’s portrait hung on the left, while General George S. Patton’s portrait hung on the right wall.  A third oil painting hung on the wall behind the desk. This one was of a man he did not recognize. He stepped behind the desk in order to read the gold plaque fastened beneath it.  The engraving read: General Joseph Colton, a Real American Hero. 
He had heard of the man but previously did not know what he looked like.  His stoic expression matched those captured on the faces of the other two famous generals.  A world map adorned the surface of a second desk off to the left side of the room, and there were six high back leather chairs available for seating in different areas of the room.
The War Room had a stately feel to it, but at the same time seemed quite humble.  The chairs had already been positioned so that two were behind the main desk and a single interview chair was stationed in front of it.  He sat down in one of the fine, red leather chairs behind the desk and placed Lieutenant Junior Stone’s open file on the desk before him.  A few minutes later, General Hawk entered through a previously concealed door on the right. 
The Joe commander had since changed into his finest dress uniform that highlighted his three-star status.  His gold buttons, cufflinks, and shoes were polished to perfection, and his military bars were perfectly mounted.  This was the one element of his position that he disliked.  Give him a flak jacket and looser fitting fatigues any day.  The hype of a fancy uniform really just made him feel a bit awkward, but the President had insisted upon it, so he complied.
“Good morning General Abernathy, long time no see.  I see that this room shares some of the secret architecture of the Oval Office”
“Yes indeed, we try to keep people guessing. So, welcome to my humble office, Major Morris.  I’ll be ready to start whenever you are.  Could I interest you in something to drink before we begin?  I can have the lieutenant bring us something.” The clock on the wall indicated that they had ten minutes before their first scheduled interview.
“A pitcher of water would be wonderful. I am prepared to start the interviews now, but I did have a question for you.”
“Absolutely.  How can I be of service major?”
“I was curious as to your level of involvement in this process.  Will we be tag-teaming, or is the dialogue mostly left in my hands?  If you will be playing the second chair, Sir, I would very much like to see your interview questions so that we can avoid any replication.”  General Hawk smiled and was more than happy to answer the request.
“Major, I have already interviewed all of your candidates prior to them joining G.I.Joe.  My place on the panel is a formality mostly.  I may interject if I feel it necessary, but my plan is to be a casual observer.  If you would like to consult about the candidates after their interview, I am more than willing to offer my insights then, but these are Your interviews, and the room is yours to control.  Should I have Nadine get our beverages and then send in our first appointment?”
“That sounds wonderful.  Thank you, Sir.”
General Hawk pressed the intercom button on his desk and waited for Lieutenant van der Ness to respond.
“Yes, General.”
 “Hello, Lieutenant. Could you please fix me a cup of coffee and get a couple of waters before showing in our first candidate, Lieutenant Junior Stone?”
 “Absolutely sir.”
The secretary stood up and made up a tray with several glasses, a cup of coffee and a pitcher of iced water. She disappeared briefly in the other room and then reappeared in the doorway to call for LJ Stone, who promptly stood up and followed her into the conference room. As the well-dressed member of the Coast Guard approached the desk, both members of the review board rose to salute the candidate.  After the exchange, Major Morris asked him to have a seat.
“LTJG Stone, it is a pleasure to meet you.  Your resume is nothing short of spectacular, and I am impressed with your service record, but all that aside, can you give me one good reason why I should select you for this task force over all the other qualified candidates?”
The question caught the Joe team veteran a bit by surprise.  He had expected to answer questions about his time in the service and on special missions with the G.I.Joe team, not to simply come up with a reason that made his service to the country better than that of his teammates.  He pondered the question for a moment, and then thoughtfully responded.
“With all due respect Sir, I do not feel that I am better than the other candidates. However, I do feel that by working together with other qualified members of the team that we all contribute to making each other better.  An efficient machine is just a combination of well-placed parts. I feel that I could be a valuable asset to this team due to my experiences patrolling the open seas with the Coast Guard.  I am also an adept sailor with thousands of logged nautical hours operating the various watercraft employed by all branches of the military. Over the past twelve years, I have also been involved with at least two dozen major drug seizures, and just knowing that I played a part in  getting some of that smack off the streets, has been very fulfilling.”
The 0-2 seemed satisfied with his response and continued to lean forward in his chair while he awaited his interviewer’s reply.  The major’s body language did little to indicate whether he found the answer to be acceptable.
“How are you at taking orders soldier?” 
Skip chose his words carefully.
          “I can be a bit smart-lipped at times Sir, but I always do what’s in the best interest of my team. I would also like to inform you, sir, if I could, that prior to my enlistment, there were no members of the Coast Guard on the Joe team.  I felt this to be an extreme oversight and did all I could to ensure that I would be the first G.I.Joe team member to represent the Coast Guard. I mention this only because I feel this accurately demonstrates my determination and commitment to the service of this great country.” 
“Yes, I do believe I read that in your resume, and I understand that there are now... several other Coast Guard members on the active roster?”
General Hawk briefly chimed in at that point.
“No, that is incorrect Major Morris, Skip is the one and only Joe team member hand selected from the United States Coast Guard.”
 “Oh, I am mistaken.  I apologize. Thank you for that General. In regards to your other comment Mr. Stone, I can deal with a little smart-assedness in a soldier, but I also need operatives who can think on their feet and are not afraid to question orders, if the need arises.  Can I count on you to be that metering rod if needed?”
The veteran servicemen nodded in agreement. 
“Good to know. I will be making my final decisions by the close of business tomorrow, but I do have one additional question for you.”
“Absolutely Sir.”
“Did your parents love you as a kid? I mean come on, who in their right mind names their son Skip A. Stone?” 
Cutter snickered at the remark, but if it really bothered him it hardly showed. He leaned back in his seat and crossed his left leg over the other. 
“Listen, Earl, one four-letter first name holder to another, who looks at a cute little baby boy and names them Earl? Seriously?  It’s an old guy’s name, and I honestly can’t think of one other person with your name, but I promise Sir, I won’t hold that against you.” 
Bulletproof laughed at the quip and was quick to make a notation on the candidate’s resume. 
“Thank you LTJG Stone, that will be all.  Please exit through the side door.” 
Skip rose from his chair, saluted and exited as instructed. 
“Well, what did you think of Skip, Major?  To be honest, I had a similar response when looking over his resume yesterday.  It is a rather unrealistic name, but I checked his birth certificate and it is legit. Although I am a bit surprised that  he didn’t mention his father, Brick.”
The major could do little more than roll his eyes. 
“No, I’m serious.”
“Oh, I don’t doubt you, General Hawk. I like him, and I have a good feeling that he and I will get along just fine.  Could you ask Nadine to see Sergeant Stanley Perlmutter in?  His resume left me with a favorable impression.” 
General Hawk pressed the intercom and requested that Sgt. Perlmutter is shown in.  When the door opened and a well-dressed army officer accompanied by a rather large and imposing Rottweiler walked in, the name on the resume immediately made sense. Both gentlemen stood to salute and after the candidate returned the gesture, Major Morris inquired as to why the sergeant felt the presence of the dog was necessary.
 “Sgt. Perlmutter, do you mind explaining the presence of your pooch at this interview?”
“Sir, I’m a K-9 officer, and Junkyard and I are a team.  Ole Junk here has been trained to sniff out narcotics and is also adept at identifying gunpowder residue and finding cadavers.  I wouldn’t think of joining this task force without him at my side, and he’s very loyal. He’d be heartbroken if I was asked to join this team and he couldn’t be with me.”
Major Morris took in the spectacle and considered Perlmutter’s response.  He admired this candidate’s resume and his devotion to his animal partner simply reinforced those positive vibes.   The sergeant had a shining resume, having been a K-9 officer and dog handler in the army for close to fifteen years prior to joining the G.I.Joe team. 
Major ‘Bulletproof’ Morris satisfied with the explanation, then asked the same question he had asked LTJT Stone.
“Sergeant Perlmutter and Junkyard is it?” 
“Yeah, that’s my boy! Good ole Junkyard.”
The rottweiler’s ears perked up at the mention of his name, but he remained seated alongside his partner’s chair.
“It is a pleasure to meet you both, and your resume is nothing short of spectacular. I must say, I am impressed with your service record both in the Army and with the G.I.Joe team, but can you give me one good reason why I should select you for this task force over all the other qualified candidates?”
The dog handler thought it over for a moment and then looked down at his trusted companion, Junkyard.  I sir, am no better than any of the other candidates, but when you put Junkyard at my side, I can now hear and smell things that many other people cannot.  This, in turn, allows me to be a specialized member of the entire outfit.  At the end of the day, I’m just a soldier, but give me a team and a common cause, and I become so much more.” He reached down and pat his faithful friend on the head. “Oh, and most people tend to like Junk here a little better than me.  He’s the life of the party.”  He then scratched the rottweiler behind the ears.  “Isn’t that right my best buddy?”
The major took note of the candidate’s response, but his stoic expression gave away little.
“So Perlmutter, which one of you has fleas?”
Bulletproof was making a joke, of course, to gauge his reaction, but he wasn’t quite sure that his interviewee got it.
“Well, I guess we both would since Junk and I sleep on the same bed, but we both switched to a new flea shampoo last week, and I gotta say, it’s been working great.  Haven’t had a single itch since!” Junkyard barked once indicating his approval.
The three of them all got a chuckle out of the response. 
“O.K. Mutt, I will be reviewing your application and we will be notifying everyone as to our final selections by the end of business tomorrow.”  As he awaited some type of response to the nickname, the sergeant simply nodded in understanding.
“I appreciate this opportunity to further serve our country. Oh, and weren’t we supposed to not use code names?”
“That is correct, sergeant.  Thank you for coming in and could you please exit through the side door?”
“Of course Sirs.  Come on Junk.”
He then stood up, saluted the pair and with K-9 in tow headed out the door.
 After he exited, Bulletproof looked over to General Hawk
“Let me guess, He didn’t flinch at my nickname because you guys already call him that.”
“Oh, did you think you were being creative? Yeah, the Joe team already beat you to it”  General Hawk was quick to offer up. 
“Is it because of his last name, general?”
“No, actually it’s because he has a tendency to act like a dog.” The major grimaced a bit but went with it.
“So who’s scheduled next?” Hawk inquired.
“I’ve got Hector Delgado and then Thomas Larivee.”
“I’ll buzz for Delgado.”
The major nodded his approval.  When the door opened, General Hawk did a full-on double take. The Senior Chief Petty Officer was seldom seen in full dress blues, even though he almost always wore his Dixie hat and U.S. Navy issued blue pants. He had also neatly trimmed his beard and mustache.  He stopped at the front of the desk and waited for the other two officers to stand before saluting.  General Hawk was the first to speak.
“Major Morris, I present Senior Chief Petty Officer Hector X. Delgado.” After the three saluted, the Navy veteran sat down in the chair provided, but it was evident by his actions that he was uncomfortable being in full uniform, as he scratched at his pants leg, tugged at his shirt collar, and fidgeted in his seat. 
“So Mr. Delgado, do you mind if I call you that instead of Senior Chief Petty Officer? It is a bit of a mouthful.” 
“You can call me anything you want, just don’t call me late for dinner.  You know what I’m saying?”
The sailor laughed at his own joke, but when the panel didn’t respond in turn, he offered up a more sincere reply.
“My friends call me---” he paused before continuing, remembering that code names were to be stricken from the interview process.  “Hector. They call my father Mr. Delgado. That’s if I actually knew my father, what with me being adopted and all.” 
The major did not find his sense of humor appealing and found his voice and mannerisms to be slightly grading as well, but he pushed past his initial impression and moved on to his first question. 
“So Hector, your service with the Navy has been--- a bit spotty at times.  According to your file, it seems you have a little bit of a problem with authority.  Care to comment on that and why I should look past that and still consider adding you for this task force?” 
The sailor was hardly surprised that Major Morris had gleaned this information about him, and had completely expected it to be brought up during his interview. 
“Well Sir, I wouldn’t necessarily say that I have a problem with authority. I would say that I am not afraid to question authority which can... result in me being perceived as outspoken and even rebellious.” As the Navy officer continued his explanation, a rather odd thing occurred.  A medium-sized, green and yellow, squawking parrot flew through an open window on the side of the room and landed on his right shoulder. 
“Oh, sailor boy, awk! awk! awk! Why so dressed up?”
The bird then followed up with a shrill sounding wolf whistle.
 “Quiet Polly, I’m kind of in the middle of something here. I told you to stay put.”  The sailor quickly pinched the bird’s beak shut.
“Is there a problem Hector? Is this parrot a friend of yours?”
 Hector looked at Polly. 
“Yes and no Sir?  Polly and I have been together a long time and even seen combat together, but sometimes, he doesn’t listen when I tell him to remain in the room. He clearly suffers from separation anxiety.”
The parrot squirmed free of his grasp and hopped onto his other shoulder.
 “This sailor has definitely seen some action! Awk! Awk! Awk!” 
The animated parrot’s wolf whistled only exaggerated the point.
  “Listen, birdbrain, you’re not helping me here.” 
If Senior Chief Petty Officer Delgado’s voice wasn’t irritating enough, the parrot’s incessant squawking certainly wasn’t assisting his cause. 
“Perhaps you could send the bird away?” Bulletproof seemed anything but amused by the situation.
 “Alright Polly, you need to go back to the room pronto, or I’ll be reserving you a room right alongside old Davy Jones himself. Now scram-o!”
“Awk! Awk! Shiver me timbers! Shiver me timbers!  I’m leaving. Awk! Awk! Awk!” The vexing little bird alighted from his shoulder and quickly exited through the same open window. 
“I’m sorry Sirs, Polly means well.  Could we possibly start over?”
“That won’t be necessary. Mr. Delgado, I appreciate you stopping by and I’ll be making my decision by the end of business tomorrow.”  Although a bit crestfallen at the comment, he stood up and promptly saluted both members of the review panel.  “You’re dismissed, soldier.  Please exit through the side door.”
“Thank you, Sirs.” As he turned away from the two, he promptly unbuttoned and loosened his collar.  Then walked out of the room.
“What was that all about?” Major Morris inquired only after the door closed. “I assure you major, Hector is top-notch, but you have to take him with a grain of salt.  He means well and would be the first to put his neck out on the line to save any member of this team.  He is at the top of a short list of soldiers that I would request to watch my back.”  General Hawk was quick to defend Hector’s character, but could also understand Bulletproof’s trepidation in choosing him as a member of the DEF. 
“I value your opinion general, but I was really not expecting that spectacle.  His resume had a few question marks which I was willing to overlook but. . . I’m really not feeling his overall personality.”
“Shall I call in the next candidate? We are running a little ahead of schedule so if you need a break, that would be fine.” General Hawk motioned to the clock on the wall.
“No, I’m good with bringing in the next possible recruit.”  Hawk pressed the intercom.  “Nadine, could you send Mr. Larivee in please?” 
“At once general.”
When the door opened a sharply dressed African-American Army Sergeant walked in.  He promptly saluted before reaching the desk which elicited a bit of an awkward salute from the two men behind the desk.
 “At ease sergeant.  Please have a seat and then we can get down to business.”
Thomas Larivee sat comfortably before the two ranking men, even bringing his right leg up and over his left knee.  To a casual observer, his posture exuded confidence and poise.
“So Sergeant Larivee, I have been looking over your service record and must say that statistically speaking, it’s possible that you may have saved more lives on the battlefield than any other army medic ever known.  Two medals of honor, a bronze star, and a purple heart.  That sir is quite impressive!  Especially considering that you were in the army for a mere eight years” 
If the army sergeant felt any pride, he certainly didn’t show it. He sat quite comfortably and seemed to shrug off the compliment.
  “Simply doing my job Sir.  I wouldn’t be a very good medic if I was in a habit of leaving my injured teammates on the battlefield to die.   War isn’t pretty, and it’s my personal responsibility to prevent the deaths of my brothers, by not only patching them up on the field but also by ensuring their safe arrival at a legitimate military hospital.” 
The sergeant’s humility and lack of pride thoroughly impressed Major Morris to a point where he almost ended the interview there, but he decided to ask his question anyway. 
“Well Sergeant, I thank you for your service and devotion to healing those in need, but can you give me any other reason why I should pick you for this task force over all the other qualified candidates?”
Thomas Larivee made sure he had the major’s undivided attention before answering.  Once satisfied that the major and general were tuned in to him he began.
“Because quite honestly, I need to help others and people are safer if I’m there to help.  I also have had experience dealing with the drug epidemic and have been trained to recognize the signs of a drug overdose and to administer Narcan if necessary.  My medical background makes me the perfect go-to person for recommending substance abuse counselors and programs to those in need.” 
Sergeant Larivee never took his eyes off the major for the length of his response.   As much as the major was judging his character, the sergeant was doing the same exact thing, watching for any micro expressions that might indicate that his interviewer was not as dedicated to the cause as he wanted others to believe.  Sergeant Larivee detected no signs of deception and remained calm, cool and collected. 
“Well thank you, sergeant, for your time, it was a pleasure meeting you. I will be making my final selections by the close of business tomorrow. Please be sure to exit by way of the side door.” 
The army medic nodded in acceptance and even managed to smile before standing to once again salute the panel.  This time, he waited for both men to stand before performing his salute, and then walked confidently out of the interview room.
“Well major? What do you say to a muffin and a cup of joe? Our next interviews are not scheduled for at least twenty minutes.”
The general had asked Nadine to set aside twenty-minute blocks for each candidate since he was unaware of the major’s interviewing style.  After observing the first four, he did begin to notice a pattern.
“That sounds like an excellent idea.  When have you ever known a cop to turn down coffee and a pastry?” Bulletproof laughed and then they both enjoyed a quick chuckle as Hawk buzzed for Nadine.
Lieutenant, could you bring in two fresh cups of coffee and some muffins?” 

“I’ll have them into you momentarily Sirs.” and the intercom switched off.